It sounds like he's on a 1935's variety show now too John Mulaney as he's meant to be heard
It sounds like he's on a 1935's variety show now too
John Mulaney as he's meant to be heard

ziraseal:

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

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grampyre: “ caspermartinez: “ What a nice guy Pee Wee Herman helping out Danny De Vito depart from Austin Texas during South By South West festival ” this is like what I would see if I stayed in the shining hotel ”

grampyre:

caspermartinez:

What a nice guy Pee Wee Herman helping out Danny De Vito depart from Austin Texas during South By South West festival

this is like what I would see if I stayed in the shining hotel

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isabellesutra:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

I will be participating on a guacamole contest tomorrow at work. My objective is not to win, but to make every single one of the judges cry.

I will add every single chili I am able to find at the store, all of them.

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All the chilis I could find at the store… i wonder if it will be enough :P

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Ready for the judges!!

So updates after the contest! I didn’t win.

This guacamole had the talent that when you take the first bite of your chip it isnt that spicy, but after a few seconds the feeling starts to spread. The judges bravely took a bite and were all happy and as I walked away from the table they started to gasp when the full force of the 6 different types of chili hit them at once.

People were free to taste it afterwards and every face of first surprise and then pain filled my heart with happiness.

I have never seen so much people enjoy suffering tho, because they finished everything so fast I even got time to make a second batch before the winners were announced.

Overall this was great and I had lots of fun making others suffer :D

this? innocent sadism. i aspire to be like this

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shareecherie:

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tygale: “ tygale: “this woman who wrote about her experience dating my dad occasionally tweets @ me and im like…. Who the Fuck are U ” like to clarify, she published a book about the 52 men shes dated, and one of the pages was about my dad, and in it...

tygale:

tygale:

this woman who wrote about her experience dating my dad occasionally tweets @ me and im like…. Who the Fuck are U

like to clarify, she published a book about the 52 men shes dated, and one of the pages was about my dad, and in it she talked about me and my sister as toddlers, and referred to me as the uglier of his children

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alvin-flang:

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

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scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

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max-vandenburg:

dont-offend-the-bees:

the-sixth-month:

dankestmemestealer:

Damn, save some for the rest of us

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

unstoppable force vs immovable object

starcrossed lovers

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blackgrlsaremagic:

@diijahhhhh

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